“When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
“I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.”
“I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them.”